Monday, December 30, 2013

Master's Card


I'm here to advertise my credit card. I'm a card carrying 
representative for the Master's Card.
That's right, the MASTER'S CARD. Let me tell you about it. There are no finance charges, no payments due. My bill has already been covered . . . it's a prepaid deal. I couldn't afford the price. Jesus paid it for you and me. It is accessible twenty-four hours a day from anywhere in the world.

The MASTER'S CARD has so many benefits it's hard to list them
all. Let me share some of them with you:
  • Just for starters there is unlimited grace.
Apply for the MASTER'S CARD.
  • Looking for love in all the wrong places?
Apply for the MASTER'S CARD.
  • Want real joy despite the difficulties of life?
Apply for the MASTER'S CARD.
  • Want a lasting peace?
Apply for the MASTER'S CARD.

How do you obtain the MASTER'S CARD?
Dial 1-800-BeSaved for the following messages:
Romans 10:9 "That if you confess with your mouth, ‘Jesus is
Lord,’ and believe in your heart that God raised him from the 
dead, you will be saved."
Jesus is standing by right now to take your call. Don't delay. 
This great offer won't last forever.
There are some things money can't buy. For those things, there's the Master's Card.
- Author Unknown

No comments:

Post a Comment